SCAB Championship Tournament

November 25 December 2 December 9 December 16
Toilet Bowl
Brimstone 21
Old Diehard 24
Eucalyptus Leaf Bowl
HPEMC 34
Old Diehard 20
Western Semi
Kootsville Tech 38
HPEMC 13
National Championship
Galactic Soup Bowl
Our Lady 23
Kootsville 21
Beanfest Bowl
Cavalry 34
Lady Warship 31
Dust Bowl
Kootsville Tech. 31
Cavalry 13
Finger Bowl
Our Lady 27
Birddrops 19
Punch Bowl
Northwestsoutheastern 9
Our Lady 24
Eastern Semi
Our Lady 45
DeSade S&M 28
Salad Bowl
DeSade S&M 45
State Pen 7
Fish Bowl
Puke 27
DeSade S&M 31


Season Honors

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
I.P. All-SCAB Team:
Tab Lloyd, Pk
Nick Romancer, Nw
Tim Tasian, OL
Butch Wacks, Nw
Luke St. Everything, Pk
Jacques Tactic, Br
Franco File, DS

Coach of the Year: Jack DeRipper, Puke

Demetrius Award:   Harlan Daggers
Second Team:
Fred DeNeedle, Bd
Igor Beaver, Bu
Wong Wei, UF
Spencer Count, HP
Les Dance, OL
Jacques Therapy, DS
Archie Nemmy, Nw
Demetrius Points:
Nick Romancer 15*
Tab Lloyd 15
Tim Tasain 10
Jacques Tactic 9
Luke St. Everything 7
Walker Runn 7
Fred DeNeedle 6
Jacques Therapy 6
Willy Nilly 5
Nate Sense 5
Wong Wei 5

--I.P. All-Conference Selections--

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
C
NCY
MVP
10 Clan:
Nate Sense, HP
Igor Beaver, Bu
Wong Wei, UF
Spencer Count, HP
Willy Nilly, Ca
Ben DeRiver, Ca
Lee Kittysplit, UF
Elmer Sklue, Ca
Nate Sense
Willy Nilly
Little 10:
Merle Fiber, Br
Ernesto Hornets, SP
Walker Runn, KT
Bud Crack, PU
Jacques Tactic, Br
Earl Lee Bird, Bd
Klaus Terfobia, SP
General Beany, KT
Ernesto Hornets
Jacques Tactic
10 Pack:
Ben Sinister, DS
Nick Romancer, Nw
Drew Blood, DS
Butch Wacks, Nw
Jacques Therapy, DS
Mel Function, AT
Franco File, DS
Wayne Wacks, Nw
Drew Blood
Nick Romancer
Non-Conference:
Tab Lloyd, Pk
Tim Tasian, OL
Torpedo Lovecraft, LW
Mead Grinder, OL
Luke St. Everything, Pk
Les Dance, OL
Wynott Sneeze, Pk
Jack DeRipper, Pk
Torpedo Lovecraft
Tab Lloyd


After Leathermen, Johns Take Turn on Top, then Finally, Puke

DeSade S&M, seemingly headed for a second consecutive full season atop the poll, was stunned in the seventh week by conference foe Footmouth, 28-9. It was a major turn of the season, making way for Our Lady of the Evening to ascend to first place for the first time since 1984. The Johns, who lost the championship game two years ago, were looking for vindication of their program, traditionally strong, but especially in recent years. DeSade S&M's loss thus set up the Our Lady / Puke game on the final week of the season as a showdown of #1 and #2. Another turn: Puke avenged their loss of last season, turning the tables on the table-turners, who had slammed them in stealing the conference. Thus Puke was the only team to finish undefeated this year, adding more glory to its illustrious legacy, which includes the 1991 and 92 championships. Puke now seeks to become the first four-time champion (although Kootsville Tech can also achieve that disctinction) and in the tenth anniversary season of their first championship. Meanwhile, defending national champion Northwestsoutheastern recovered from a foreboding opening loss to march amazingly to victories the rest of the way, pulling together what some thought were too-depleted resources. The Fighting Pacifists topped it off by thwarting DeSade S&M another time for their conference title, beating them 16-14 the last weekend and sending them to the prelim of the Fish Bowl. Running back Nick Romancer was the real hero, sometimes seeming to win games single-handedly. The nation's leader in rushing and total offense, he became the first runningback to win the Demetrius Award since Curtis Interruptis in 1987, breaking a string of quarterback winners since. (Teammate Virgil Reality was one of them, two years ago.) And Romancer barely did that, tying in points with Puke QB Tab Lloyd, the closest Demetrius Award ballot in SCAB history. (* The winner is decided by position in the final poll.) Running back Tim Tasian of Our Lady set a new record for touchdowns, scoring 22.