1984 SCAB Championship Tournament

November 24 December 1 December 8 December 15
 
Eucalyptus Leaf Bowl
Mountain Valley 25
Cretin 16
Western Semi
Mountain Valley 17
Kootsville Tech 24
National Championship
Toilet Bowl
Kootsville Tech 21
South Paw 27
Finger Bowl
UPRNY 26
HPEMC 25
Dust Bowl
Kootsville Tech 27
UPRNY 22
 
Punch Bowl
Porkbelly 25
Puke 22
Eastern Semi
Porkbelly 29
South Paw 32
 
Fish Bowl
South Paw 30
Cornball 24


Minor Bowls

November 24
Galactic Soup Bowl
Swampmush St 28
Our Lady 26
Beanfest Bowl
Whooperville A&M 20
Pencilmania 23
Salad Bowl
Grandma Jones 17
Holy Grail 20


Season Honors

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
I.P. All-SCAB Team:
Han Dover, So
Stanley Cupp, KT
O.J. Butiloshin, Wh
Jerry Mander, Pe
Ray Fernando, UP
Forrest Fire, SS
Lou Tenant, PU

Coach of the Year: General George Beany, KT

Demetrius Award:   Han Dover
Second Team:
Elvis Jacket, Pk
Ivan Rusky, HP
Reggie Vision, GJ
Sherman Broadstrokes, HP
Gossimer Weens, Pk
Earl Rumpuses, Cb
Hassy Anidas, So

--I.P. All-Conference Selections--

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
C
NCY
MVP
Valley 8:
Belmont Stakes, Ca
Ivan Rusky, HP
Stag Pardee, MV
Sherman Broadstrokes, HP
Tim Burr, Bu
Johnson N. Johnson, Ca
Cabby Doodle, Ca
Scott Sahara, HP
xx
Ivan Rusky
Little 10:
Harold Tribune, SS
Stanely Cupp, KT
O.J. Butiloshin, Wh
Bob Jones, Br
Reggie Vision, GJ
Forrest Fire, SS
Lou Tenant, PU
Joe Squirelly, PU
xx
Stanley Cupp
Pack:
Zoot Gallahad, HG
Jack Hammer, AT
Herman Monkeywicks, Cr
T.V. "Lou" McWorst, IO
Jerry Beaver, Pb
E.E. Eckypthing, HG
Jose von Glauss, Cr
E.T. "Blockbuster" Hutton, Pb
xx
Zoot Gallahda



--Conference Standings--

Valley 8:
MV 7 0 0 11 2 0
HP 6 1 0 9 3 0
Bu 5 2 0 6 5 0
Ca 4 3 0 7 4 0
Fl 2 5 0 3 8 0
UF 2 5 0 3 8 0
LB 2 5 0 2 9 0
BS 0 7 0 0 11 0

Little 10:
KT 8 0 0 13 1 0
GJ 6 2 0 8 4 0
SS 6 2 0 9 3 0
Wh 6 2 0 8 4 0
MS 5 3 0 7 4 0
PU 3 4 1 6 4 1
Br 3 4 1 4 5 2
Bd 1 7 0 2 9 0
SP 1 7 0 1 10 0
CU 0 8 0 0 11 0

Pack:
Pb 6 0 0 11 2 0
Cr 4 0 0 10 2 0
HG 5 1 0 9 3 0
Nw 4 2 0 6 5 0
DG 2 2 0 2 8 1
AT 2 3 0 3 8 0
SB 1 3 0 3 8 0
Ra 1 4 0 3 8 0
IO 0 4 0 0 11 0
MO 0 6 0 1 10 0

Independents:
So 14 0 0
Cb 11 1 0
Pk 10 2 0
UP 10 3 0
Pe 9 3 0
OL 6 6 0
Fl 8 3 0
DS 5 6 0
BH 4 6 1
He 2 8 1
OD 1 10 0
Sy 1 10 0